The best thing about cats is that they taste just like chicken! They do not serve any viable purpose unless they are catching rats on a farm or in a manufacturing plant. Unless you have rats in your home, why have a cat? They are not trainable. They won’t fetch. They won’t come when you call them. They jump all over your furniture and even on your kitchen table! They are not loyal but look out only for their own interests. Cats urinate and defecate in your house in a box of smelly litter. They cost money to maintain and they offer no attributes in their defense. Cats are for people without the balls to own a dog.

Dogs come in all sizes and shapes and their sole purpose in life is to please you. They greet you at the door when you come into the house, and they look so sad to see you leave. Regardless how long you leave them, they again celebrate the moment you return. Dogs love people! They are loyal to a fault. They will defend you and even put themselves in danger to safeguard you. They keep strangers at bay and they protect your home and your family. Dogs are wonderful companions. They are happy just to hang out with you for hours on end.

Cats really don’t like people- they just tolerate people to get what they want. They have their own agenda. They do nothing to earn their keep. You can’t even take a cat for a walk. Most cats shed worse than dogs and they live much longer so you are stuck with them for years and years- long after you are sick and tired of them. Babies and young children must be careful not to upset a cat or they will suffer the consequences of this self-centered four-legged anti-social creature.

Dogs really care about your moods. They are solicitous when you are down or feeling bad. They can celebrate at the drop of a hat. They can get your newspaper and they use the outdoors as their restroom. Dogs will come when called and stay when told to remain. Dogs are always ready to go with you anywhere, anyplace at any time. Dogs are also great for working or doing specific tasks. They will run until exhausted just to please you.

Dogs rule- they are the best of God’s inventions! Cats prove that even God has a sense of humor.